On this day, October 15

1951: Mexican chemist, Luis E. Miramontes, synthesized the first oral contraceptive.

1969: Queen Elizabeth II welcomed Apollo 11 astronauts with her four Corgis.

2016: We celebrated Wyeth's birthday!

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On this day, October 19

1996: Lorena Bobbitt infamously cut off her husband's penis.

2014: Michelangelo's David was upgraded with a earthquake-proof plinth.

2016: We celebrated Gregory's birthday!

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On this day, October 4

1548: The first recorded history of tomatoes occurred when the Grand Duke of Tuscany wrote to the Medici private security that a basket of tomatoes had successfully arrived to the family's home.

2012: "The Bachelor" winners, Emily Maynard and Jef Holm, ended their relationship.

2016: We celebrated Jessica's birthday!

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On this Day, August 10

955: The Holy Roman Emperor defeated the Magyars.

2001: 252 people died in the Angola train attack.

2016: We celebrated D'Arcy's birthday!

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On this day, July 29

1958: NASA was authorized by Congress.

2016: It was reported that LeBron stopped Justin Bieber from performing at the RNC.

2016: We celebrated Nicole's birthday!

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On this day, July 27

1994: Bro stuff.

1996: 'sup bruh?

2001: I said, 'sup BRAH!

2005: bruh

2016: We celebrated Jamie's birthday!

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On this day, July 27

1959: The Amusement Park, Santa's Village, opened to the public.

1960: Richard M. Nixon was nominated for president at the RNC in Chicago.

2016: We celebrated Andy's birthday!

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Belated birthday, June 9

1963: Johnny Depp was born

1973: Secretariat won the U.S. Triple Crown horse race.

2016: We celebrated Liisa's birthday!

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Belated birthday, June 7

2013: A gunman opened fire at Santa Monica College.

2016: Richard Simmons was released from the hospital sparking further rumors of a sex change operation.

2016: We celebrated Sam's birthday!

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On this day, July 17

2016: Kim Kardashian posted a snapchat conversation between Kanye and Taylor Swift reigniting the feud between the celebrities.

2016: we celebrated Tyler's birthday!

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On this day, July 15

1099: Christian soldiers captured Jerusalem during the First Crusade

2006: Twitter launched.

2016: We celebrated Sarha H.'s birthday!

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On this day, July 15

1988: "Die Hard" premiered in theaters.

2015: "The Little Chicken" posted their favorite chicken pot pie recipe.

2016: We celebrated Georgiana's birthday!

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On this Day, July 10

1912: The first American fast food restaurant, the Automat, opened in NYC.

2011: Game of Thrones actress, Lena Headey, gave birth to her second child.

2016: We celebrated Sarah's birthday!

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On this day, June 3

1963: Yo dawg, hot diggity dog.

1994: Snoop d to the o to the double g, doggy dog.

2003: Doggy dog, doggy dog, doggy dawg.

2016: We celebrated Robert's birthday!

On this day, May 20

2010: Guy Fieri hosted an episode of "Big Guy's Bite" all about hotdogs.

2014: On Telemundo's, "Los Miserables," Lucia Durán (Lucha) leaves prison in Texas (U.S.) where she served 11 years of her sentence, with the frustration of paying for a crime she did not commit. Her cellmate Rosalia Pérez, on her deathbed, entrusts Lucia to take charge of Roxana, her 10-year-old daughter living in Mexico City. Lucia is deported from Texas with a nursing degree obtained in prison. In Mexico City, dreaming of reuniting with her family, Lucia is received by Liliana Duran, her younger sister, who reminds her that she is the shame of the family, although Liliana knows that the tragedy of her sister started it. Meanwhile, they agree that Lucia is alone in this life and Lucia begins a long ordeal to find work and the girl that she promised to protect.

The handsome and masculine chief of the anti-narcotics department, Daniel Ponce, never has trouble getting occasional lovers, but isn't keen on lasting relationships. He seems cold and cynical, while he boasts of being fair and impartial. He relentlessly tracks evildoers, as in each of the criminals he sees his mother's killers.

Daniel, in his fight against drug trafficking and Marrero, the head of a drug cartel, directs an operation to catch a trafficking ring in a popular neighborhood, which injures both policemen and traffickers. Meeanwhile, Lucia goes to a charity hospital to apply for a job. Shortly after, the wounded cop from Daniel's operation arrives. Trained for action, Lucia starts to help the poor staff of nurses and doctors, until Daniel arrives with orders and threats. Lucia confronts him and Daniel angrily asserts himself. Sister Amparo Ponce, seeing the ugly behavior of her nephew, decides to give Lucia a try, despite her unruly past. After getting the job, Lucia starts to seek Roxana, the daughter of Rosalia.

2016: We celebrated Thom's birthday!

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On this day, May 16

1929: The first Academy Awards premiered.

2016: Alex played Beyoncé all day, and Chris put up with it.

2016: We celebrated Rebecca's birthday!

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On this day, May 12

1820: English social reformer and founder of modern nursing Florence Nightengale is born.

1968: American professional skateboarder Tony Hawk is born.

2016: We celebrate Amelie's Birthday!

On this day, April 20

2013: A tax court ruled against a man that tried to write off the cost of a Snickers as a tax deduction.

2016: After a primary win in New York, Hillary Clinton moved her campaigning efforts to Philadelphia.

2016: We celebrated Joanne's birthday!

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Birthday Catchup

Today is Justine's birthday, but we should acknowledge that Jeff and Drew recently had birthdays as well. So, here is a picture of all three combined.

Happy nightmares,

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On this Day, (Last Saturday) November 21

1941: John Livingston Seagull was born.

1962: Gazoo was introduced on the Flintstones.

2015: We celebrated Mike's birthday!

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