Googled Birthday: Brittany Hull

Today marks the anniversary of Brit's entrance to the world. We're celebrating by standing outside, watching a crane hover precariously over our office holding a two-ton air conditioning unit.

Happy Birthday Brittany!! 

-em

Googled Birthday: Ann Jordan

Looking at the picture above, some may assume that Ann Jordan is a dog. Yet, according to Google, Ann wouldn't think that to be that bad of an assumption – in fact, she would say she is pure bred! Ann Jordan is the founder and operator of BorderCollieCoach.com. When Ann is not disciplining Collies, she's chastising sinners in the footnotes of the Jordan Family Bible. Ann flexes her blessed literary skills by quoting the Bible during business discussions at the Clinton family's dinner parties. This socialite proves that no job is as rewarding or as up-and-coming as an Ann-job.

Googled Birthday: Jonathan Warner

We are getting our fill of cake this month.

In the pond of Turnerducklings, there is a gray goose in our midst. Jonathan Warner has been working for Turner Duckworth so long, that (according to Google) he owned slaves in Portsmouth back in 1718. No wonder Jonathan has been able to crank out so much work for Coke, Howling Monkey (wait... we don't work on that... we just REALLY like drawing it), and Sparks: he's had servants to help him! A little known fact about Jonathan: according to Google images, Jonathan is a 24yo Asian woman at the College of Arts and Sciences in Albany. And here we just thought you were pretendonesian from dating Herdah.

Googled Birthday: Josh Michels

Happy MotoBday 91S00V Josh,

When Josh isn't busy giving life contextural relevancy, Google says this 30-something year-old can be found in the Illinois Junior Government getting very comfotable with male pages. In the meantime, Laura in Michigan, an avid fan of Josh's, expressed a feeling of bitter cold from Josh's shoulder in her French blog. Ce qui la baise, Josh? I went to Narniafan.com to further investigate the Laura-Josh drama. Josh, a repeating contributor to the site, had this to say:

Q: I've read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe I practically have the whole thing memorized. When I saw the movie poster for LWW I thought it was so cool. I then noticed in the top right hand corner a scene with Peter, Susan and Lucy climbing a cliff. I wondered what this was as I don't remember it from the book and there was no scene like this in the move. Do you know if this was a scene cut from the movie and will it appear in the Extended Edition, or was it just created for the movie poster? Thanks, and great job keeping up the site.

-Josh Michels aka Curious Corn


PERCEPTIVE corn you are, Josh. Happy birthday!

Googled Birthday: Lisa Bennett

Such a busy week this last one was. So much so, we almost forgot to celebrate Lisa Bennett's birthday last Thursday. According to Google, Lisa Bennett is one of the fourteen members of the British element of an international cocaine smuggling network (pictured upper right). When Lisa is not being a superstar account manager or being jailed for 27+yr without bail; Google says she enjoys pizza, ice cream, knitting, selling real estate for RE/MAx in Greensboro, NC, and taking pictures of American flags in Alabama. Our land WILL heal, as long as Lisa Bennet is in our midst!

More Googled Birthdays

Today is the birthday of our very special accounts person, Jessica Rogers. According to a quick google search of Jessica's name, Jessica was the illegitimate love child of Mr. Rogers and Jessica Simpson. When not managing Coca-Cola, Jessica enjoys competing in ladies' wrestling. This is no pub performance, mind you. Having trained under Man Mountain Dean Jr., Jessica received the 2006 Ladies Wrestler Award from the Cauliflower Alley Club. In her spare time, Jessica is a star highschool athlete, having played on the varsity bowling AND softball teams: what a slugger! Her photo is courtesy of Google image search.

We should not forget that Radu Ranga also had a birthday recently. If you google Radu's name, you will see that he has been quite busy as well. For instance, Fengmiansheji.com spotted him last weekend doing this:

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...and I thought you were from Romania, Radu. Seeing that Radu's full name is quite a rarity, I Google imaged his first name and found the above image. Looking good, Radu!

CG