We know David as our leader, brother, mediocre lover; but according to Google, David is so much more. Aside from business owner and designer, David carries the title of accountant, lawyer, immigrations officer, pianist, singer, songwriter, professor, french horn blower, and pioneer of functional languages (SASL anyone?). Along with his realtor partner, Chris Pooser, Mr. SASL specializes in selling log homes, ranches, and horse property. David isn't ready to retire to the SASL and Pooser Ranch just yet: he has a lucrative film career ahead of him. You may remember David playing the memorable rold of 'machine room operator' in "Star Wars", or his iconic portrayal of 'machine room operator' in "Titanic". And who could forget David's upstaging of Tom Hanks in "Toy Story" with his heralded role of 'machine room operator'? You would think that David would be too big for the britches of small town San Francisco, but at the end of the day, this Harley momma likes nothing better than to hop onto his hog and knit soda cozies into the sunset.
Sincerely,
(Name witheld in fear of being fired... it's totally not Chris.)
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