HaSL Googled BirSLE, David Turner!

We know David as our leader, brother, mediocre lover; but according to Google, David is so much more. Aside from business owner and designer, David carries the title of accountant, lawyer, immigrations officer, pianist, singer, songwriter, professor, french horn blower, and pioneer of functional languages (SASL anyone?). Along with his realtor partner, Chris Pooser, Mr. SASL specializes in selling log homes, ranches, and horse property. David isn't ready to retire to the SASL and Pooser Ranch just yet: he has a lucrative film career ahead of him. You may remember David playing the memorable rold of 'machine room operator' in "Star Wars", or his iconic portrayal of 'machine room operator' in "Titanic". And who could forget David's upstaging of Tom Hanks in "Toy Story" with his heralded role of 'machine room operator'? You would think that David would be too big for the britches of small town San Francisco, but at the end of the day, this Harley momma likes nothing better than to hop onto his hog and knit soda cozies into the sunset.

Sincerely,

(Name witheld in fear of being fired... it's totally not Chris.)

Googled Birthday: Brittany Hull

Brittany's true birthday is on Monday, but Google has informed me that with her current stationing in Iraq (America: fuck yeah!), we may not know when we may see Brittany's return. The online newsletter, Diesel & Dirt, claims that Brittany has been quite busy climbing the ranks to the current level of E4 Specialist. When Brittany is not rolling around in the dirt, she's rolling around on motor bikes (see above). Her yoga-inspired hog straddling is, in her own words, part of her therapy after having been arrested for drug posession and prostitution in Pasqua. Brittany shared her "hull-lotta troubles" on the Tyra Banks show and performed a live rendition of her motorcycle dance to raise awareness of internet predators and how we can do more to protect our children. Brittany also likes puppies and updating her personal blog that gives her a vehicle for "keeping in touch with family and myself."

Brittany, we, and yourself, are very proud!

CG

Anti-Packaging

Beck's new album, "The Information", contains no cover art; yet. Aside from the cd, the contents of the jewel case contain grid paper and stickers. These are the tools for the consumer to use when creating the cover art for the album. There is a website where the consumers can upload their designs for a competion where the winning art will be printed for the second pressing of the album.

Link: http://www.designobserver.com/archives/018186.html

CG