
Brittany's true birthday is on Monday, but Google has informed me that with her current stationing in Iraq (America: fuck yeah!), we may not know when we may see Brittany's return. The online newsletter, Diesel & Dirt, claims that Brittany has been quite busy climbing the ranks to the current level of E4 Specialist. When Brittany is not rolling around in the dirt, she's rolling around on motor bikes (see above). Her yoga-inspired hog straddling is, in her own words, part of her therapy after having been arrested for drug posession and prostitution in Pasqua. Brittany shared her "hull-lotta troubles" on the Tyra Banks show and performed a live rendition of her motorcycle dance to raise awareness of internet predators and how we can do more to protect our children. Brittany also likes puppies and updating her personal blog that gives her a vehicle for "keeping in touch with family and myself."
Brittany, we, and yourself, are very proud!
CG